MCSAVAGE RULES An unhelpful masterpiece for regaining integrity – Having lived a life of burning bridges and telling everyone in authority to fuck off, this is McSavage’s area of expertise. THE RULES: 1. When you’re young, fail at everything. 2. Ensure people around you think you’re shit. 3. Build up seething resentments towards these people for decades. 4. Drink a lot. 5. Use aforemen@oned resentments as mo@va@on for crea@vity and drive. 6. Never become too successful. This hilarious show will help you learn how to be an outsider, own nothing, be poor, and be hated, but you will have integrity if nothing else.